do you remember in college when...

Do you remember in college when we used to throw food out the window? Some people did it trying to hit people with cans of beans. Some people were just having fun aiming for something. Or it was a combination of the 2 and add in old food that had gone bad.
I am on the top floor of my building. I am a lousy cook and worse at buying groceries. So I either buy too much or don't buy the right stuff.
Tonight I had fun throwing bread out of my window. I bought a loaf downstairs at the little store. I didn't think about it until after I bought it but it was warm to the touch and there was condensation inside the bag. Perfect breeding ground for mold. So out the window it went. Piece by piece. I tried throwing it like a frisby but it kept curling back towards the buidling. I guess it was catching too much air. So I started throwing it vertically and it got a lot further. I can't hear the bread hit and I can barely see it so ... not so much fun.
I also threw out some apricots that were too damaged to eat and I've already eaten 5 of them today. Fruit is more fun to throw. Its got weight and makes a noise when it hits. There is a dumpster across the street that I aim for. One, the dumpster is for garbage. Two, that's where the 2 legged and 4 legged scavengers will come at night to eat. They will find the fruit tonight.
I also started standing back from the window and really throwing it hard. I've almost made it to the little utility building down from the dumpster. Too much fun.
The poor little guards have got to wonder what the fuck is going on. Food falling from the sky. I do this as least once a week.
I am so easily amused. Can you imagine if I did drugs?